i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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