there was a trapeze. enough said
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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