did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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