I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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