okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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