the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I want to have your abortion
thus making me awesome and them whores
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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