So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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