Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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