Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just tell him i said nine months
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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