I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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