Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
