That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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