She said her name was "party"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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