So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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