dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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