As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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