Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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