I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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