please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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