i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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