i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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