tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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