I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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