New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
