The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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