My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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