can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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