The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Enjoy the penises
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
