I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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