We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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