I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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