Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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