The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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