At least make sure they are 18
Why
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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