Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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