I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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