just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My bed smells like the plague
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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