I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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