For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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