Whatcha textin bout Willis?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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