3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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