HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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