those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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