Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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