wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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