Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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