Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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