The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize