Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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