I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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