either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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