so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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