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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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