So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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