She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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