He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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