I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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